This Face

This is my "there's an air conditioner in the window" face.  

This is my "there's an air conditioner in the window--why isn't it on?" face.  

This is my "there's an air conditioner in the window--why isn't it on?--it's 80 degrees in here" face.  

This is my "there's an air conditioner in the window--why isn't it on?--it's 80 degrees in here--I'm wearing a fur coat" face.  

This is my "there's an air conditioner in the window--why isn't it on?--it's 80 degrees in here--I'm wearing a fur coat--TURN ON THE DARN AIR CONDITIONER" face.

This face is usually accompanied by dramatic huffing, award winning sighing, and occasional fits of hysterical barking.

When you see this face, you should turn on the air conditioner.

Stealth Dog

The mighty hunter lies in wait on his deck for an unsuspecting creature (man or beast) to dare cross his territory.  Hidden behind the lush green foliage of a hydrangea, he's all but invisible to the world.

Upon visualization of his prey, the mighty hunter let's out an equally mighty roar ("Woof") and scares the unsuspecting creature half to death.

Ah...what fun!