- Hey! [Fill in the family member's name] went to work and met another dog there. Why wasn't I allowed to go to work?
- Hey! Why did [fill in the family member's name] get to play with another dog and I didn't?
Of all the members of my family, Sister is the one who comes home smelling of other dogs the most (I can't count the number of times she's come home from work smelling of my bff Mecki). In fact, this happens so often that, over the years, she and I have come up with a system. You see, originally, Sister would come home from work at lunchtime after playing with a dog in the morning and expect me to leave her alone long enough to eat her lunch before I was allowed to sniff her all over. Well, it doesn't take a genius to know that that rarely worked. While she would be desperately trying to eat, I'd be climbing all over her sniffing her from head to toe (and occasionally trying to take a bite out of her sandwich when she wasn't looking). Not the best plan. Now, with our new plan, as soon as Sister gets home from playing with another dog, she immediately lies down on the living room floor and lets me sniff until my heart's content and then eats her lunch. Much better.
Well, when Sister came home from work today, she immediately assumed the "I Played With Another Dog So Sniff Away" position. I ran over to her figuring that she had been playing with one of my Library friends (Mecki, Ralphie, Tink, Harry, or Zee Zee) and discovered, with just one sniff, that Sister had been playing with a new dog.
"That's Mecki's new little brother, Bastille" Sister explained while I sniffed her all over, my tail wagging furiously. Bastille is a French Bulldog, Sister explained, with really big ears that point straight up to the sky. She told me that he is super cute and really tiny (to view pictures and watch videos of Bastille, check out Mecki's blog). She also told me that his Mom said that he, unlike Mecki, eats all his food (so I guess I won't be able to steal his leftover breakfast like I did to Mecki when he slept over) and has already figured out how to smack Mecki upside the head with his paw (just like me--I'm so proud).
So welcome, Bastille, to the pack! I can't wait to meet you in person (sniffing is good, but it pales in comparison to actually bunking noses) and keep an eye on those dew claws (I'll explain when you're older).