A Christmas Tune

Merry Christmas to all my fans.  Please enjoy this year's Christmas carol set to the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas." *<[:{)

Have a howlin' barkin' Christmas
And in case you wonder why
There'll be guests and Santa Claus
Caroler's passing by.

Have a howlin' barkin' Christmas
Lots of people I can greet
Holding bags and lots of gifts
I'm hoping for a treat.

Oh, ho, plush squeaker toys!
Meant to last the year
But when they meet my teeth
They don't last I fear.

Have a howlin' barkin' Christmas
And to all my friends I say:
"Oh by golly have a howlin' barkin' Christmas
Today!"