In the beginning, I slept on the cold, hard floor.
That is until I discovered my pillow which was much softer.
Then I discovered the comforts of the human bed.
Always looking for a better option, I tried out a hammock, but I don't think I was using it right.
And I tried Pa's chair, but I didn't have enough room to stretch out (plus he kept kicking me off).
So, I moved on to the couch (even though it was against the rules).
After months of negotiations, a compromise was made. I could sleep on the couch, provided a sheet was put down to protect the upholstery (I was insulted, but I got over it quickly). Ma would share the couch with me. I had my end and she had her's.
But then one day, my end of the couch seemed a little less fluffy. Kind of like the cushion was overused. Taking into account all my previous experiments, I decided that there was only one logical thing to do: I moved over to Ma's end of the couch.
It was much fluffier.
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