Defending My Turf

I might be devoting most of my time these days to being the full time Administrative Assistant to Sister and part time Administrative Assistant to Ma and Pa, but that doesn't mean that my responsibilities as Head of Security can be neglected.

Recently, an intruder got a little too close for comfort for me and I had to take matters into my own paws.

It's a dangerous world out there with interlopers just itching to take over when one least expects it.  To that I say, "not on my watch, mourning dove.  Not on my watch!"