Monday, January 25, 2021

Quotes About the Cone of Shame

Date:  Friday, January 22, 2021
Time:  3:37pm
Speaker:  Sister
Quote:  “Your ear will be fixed on Monday.  One last weekend of wearing the Cone.”

Date:  Sunday, January 24, 2021
Time:  10:03pm
Speaker:  Pa
Quote:  “This is it, Squirt.  One more night and you lose the Cone.”

Date:  Monday, January 25, 2021
Time:  8:25am
Speaker:  Ma
Quote:  “Pa’s going to take you to the vet and she’s going to take the splint off your ear.  You’re going to be so handsome and you won’t have to wear the Cone anymore.”

Date:  Monday, January 25, 2021
Time:  10:31am
Speaker:  Pa
Quote:  “Here we go Sam, off to the vet.  Goodbye Cone!”

Date:  Monday, January 25, 2021
Time:  10:55am
Speaker:  Vet
Quote:  “Well, taking the splint off is kind of like taking a cast off a person’s arm.  You need to be really careful for a little while to make sure everything is alright.  Rigby should probably wear the Cone for a few more days just in case.”

Date:  Monday, January 25, 2021
Time:  11:07am
Speaker:  Rigby
Quote:  [the sound of a plastic Cone of Shame being “accidentally-on-purpose” shredded against the brick wall of the house]

More Tape Than Cone


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