I'm a very handsome guy
I know you're checking your list
And I gotta say "I tried."
Next year I won't chase bunnies
I'll cut down on the random howls
Squirrels won't bother me none
I'll even wipe my drooly jowls.
'Cause you know it's really hard
Being good all year
Ripping things is so much fun
Swear I'm sorry when I'm done.
Santa, please don't pass my house
Just because I made mistakes
Make it a Merry Christmas
Send me toys and juicy steaks!
No comments:
Post a Comment