I am a worker-dog. For the last three years I have acted as Administrative Assistant for everyone in the family, attended countless meetings, and personally closed more than a few deals. I am a company dog also. I have given co-workers the stink eye when they've returned from lunch three minutes late and I've gone out of my way to make sure that everyone takes their daily required "coffee breaks." I know the words "wanna go to work?" and I eagerly follow anyone and everyone into the back room in hopes of getting a few hours of overtime in. Deadlines must be met!
But when no one's working because of some feeble excuse like "it's the weekend" or "it's a national holiday" or "it's vacation," well, let's just say, I don't like it one bit. And to show my displeasure, I camp out in the empty home office and giving everyone who passes by a disapproving stare.
Now get back to work!
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