A Christmas Song

I thought I'd take this Christmas Eve moment to share with my loyal readers my rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas.  Feel free to sing, or howl, along!

Merry Christmas!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me:

Twelve lizards running
eleven socks for stealing
ten Meckis jumping
nine beds for sleeping
eight bunnies hopping
seven friends a-digging
six Ralphies leaning
five tennis balls
four toys to gut
three car rides
two belly rubs
and a Kong filled with peanut butter!

Merry Christmas!