The afternoon started off normal enough. Sister had just left to return to work after her lunch break and I, having found a nice warm sunny spot upstairs, had just settled down for a nap. It was then I heard it: a dull thud. With a sigh, I got up, stretched, and scurried down the stairs to investigate.
I checked the kitchen--nothing but a loaf of bread on the counter. I looked in Ma and Pa's room--nothing. I checked the kitchen again--that loaf of bread looked tasty. I checked the dining room--no sign of a disturbance. I went back to the kitchen and tried to judge just how close to the edge of the counter the bread was. "Wait," I thought, "Santa's watching." I then sauntered into the living room and, lo and behold, I saw it!
There, by the front door, lay the homemade Christmas wreath Ma and Sister had made a couple of weeks ago; the one wrapped entirely in red yarn and covered in felt flowers (neither of which I was allowed to play with while they were making it). Beside the wreath lay the suction cup that had previously held it to the door.
I scurried over to the wreath, grabbed it in my mouth, and dragged it to the middle of the living room. Then I systematically pulled out each straight pin that held each flower and leaf on and left them in a slobbery heap on the floor (I was very careful with the pins--I managed not to pierce my lips). Next I grabbed the wreath itself and bit down. Let me tell you, few things are better than Styrofoam...nothing crunches or breaks apart quite like it. Over the next few minutes I reduced the wreath to a slobbery pile of Styrofoam snow, knotted red yarn, and mangled felt flowers. Then, I took the suction cup back upstairs to my nice warm sunny spot and gnawed on it until I fell asleep.
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