But just because it was a working vacation for me doesn’t mean that I didn’t get the opportunity to have some fun.
The Fence
I Swear, Trouble Finds Me |
For the first few weeks after the fence was installed, I made sure to stick close to Ma, Pa, and/or Sister whenever I went outside--just in case they tried to make a break for it. It wasn't until this last week that I finally ignored that little hesitant voice inside my head and let loose by running with abandon through the yard, chasing after a ball (hard to believe, I know, I actually chased after a ball...once), doing figure eights around the trees (skidding through each and every turn--I have grass stains on my chest and legs), and provoking the dogs next door into barking at me.
How did I ever survive without a fence?
How did I ever survive without a fence?
The Floating Sofa
It was while running around the yard at top speed that I suddenly became aware of Ma and Sister dragging an oddly shaped package out of the house and across the yard.
When In Doubt, Sit On It |
After being shooed off the mat, I watched with intrigue as Ma and Sister hung the intruder from two nearby trees. All of a sudden and before my very eyes, a flat, seemingly harmless carpet turned into a potentially dangerous floating table. Exercising even more caution, I slowly approached the floating table, but before I could examine it, Ma, throwing caution to the wind, pushed past me and sat down on it! And if that wasn't scary enough, Ma then lied down on the suspended table!
Needless to say, I was completely horrified! Ma was being swallowed up by a scary floating sofa!
Now, I've heard stories about knights in white armor rushing into danger to rescue damsels in distress and I thought, "Hey, I have white fur...that's close enough!" So, with complete disregard to my own safety, I scurried up to the floating sofa and threw my front paws up and onto it.
Saving Ma |
Watching Pa Closely |
That chance came later in the day when Sister voluntarily allowed herself to be swallowed up by the hammock. "Here's my chance," I thought as I scurried over to her and, in a single bound, launched myself into the air and landed feet first directly in the middle of the hammock (and Sister's stomach).
The entire world began to move and I was on top of it desperately trying to keep my balance. The hammock swayed to the right and Sister and I both leaned toward the left which only resulted in the hammock wildly swinging to the left. Adding to the difficulty of trying to keep my balance was the distracting sound of Sister wheezing because, apparently, she couldn't breathe with me standing on her chest.
After some harrowing moments, I gave up on taming the wild hammock and dismounted (I am happy to report that I stuck the landing beautifully and Sister managed not to fall on the ground).
It goes without saying that I will not be doing that again anytime soon!
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