Today's tale is entitled: Rigby v. Rug
It was a typical weekday afternoon. Sister had just left for work after having spent her lunch hour entertaining me and I was planning on hunkering down for a well deserved nap. But I was never going to get that nap; fate had other plans for me.
You see, rather than be visited by happy dreams and content yawns, I was suddenly overcome with the overwhelmingly urge to dig.
Dirt Hole, 2012 |
Water Hole, 2012 |
Anyway, I found myself stuck inside the house and driven by an overwhelming urge to dig. I wandered around the first floor in search of the perfect location, but ended up being unimpressed with my options (you can't just dig anywhere!). Then, all of a sudden, the answer came to me: upstairs.
[I should take a moment to mention that, at this point in time, the second floor of the house had only just become available to me.]
So up the stairs I climbed and came face to face with the perfect digging place: the landing (a three by three foot carpeted platform between two sets of perpendicular stairs). As soon as I dug my claws into the carpet pile, I knew I had chosen the right spot. Like a dog possessed, I hunkered down and started digging with abandon, completely oblivious to the world around me.
Minutes later, I came to my senses and looked down at the mess I had made. The carpet was pulled back on itself, the backing was torn, and the carpet pad was shredded and deposited all over the stairs. Only the tack strips-each of which harbored dozens of sharp upward pointing nails-remained on the newly exposed floor.
Panicked was an understatement of how I felt. I had managed to do all this damage without cutting myself or tumbling down the stairs which was good (I was a bit clumsy as a pup), but I knew none of that really mattered if my family returned home and saw what I had done. I needed to hide the damage. But how? Then, an idea came to me.
I ran down the stairs, skidded through the kitchen, and screeched to a halt at the dining room table. Rearing up on my hind legs, I put my front paws on the table and grabbed an unopened envelope, a piece of scrap paper, and a magazine. I then jumped back down onto the floor and hot-footed it back up the stairs to the scene of the crime. I then proceeded to shred the unopened mail, scrap paper, and magazine into tiny pieces and deposited them neatly over the destroyed carpet.
Let's just say, my family was not fooled.
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